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HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. In the memo field of all your checks, write "f...

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European comm...

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: ...

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an e...

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) DROP a pen and wail until someone reac...

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... ...

1. Follow them around the house everywhere. 2. Moo when they say your name. 3. Run into walls. 4. Say that wearing clothes is against you...

(You MUST read them out loud or it doesn’t make as much sense)... 1) That’s not right........ Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitiv...

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? 2. People who are willing to get ...